【The Wonky Bunch】Handmade Squishy Bubba

Hey there, squad! I’m Bubba, the ultimate squish master from The Wonky Bunch! Let me spill the tea: I’m 6.4×5.2×3.7 cm of pure, pocket - sized joy.

First off, my vibe? Total “chill - but - always - down - to - play” energy. Think of me like that friend who’s never too busy for a hug—except I’m way squishier. My whole body’s this perfect mix of “slow - rise marshmallow” and “stress - melting pillow.” When you squeeze me, it’s like squishing a cloud that fights back (in the cutest, bounce - back way).

Here’s the fun part: I’ve got this secret superpower. After a long day of adulting—you know, deadlines, traffic, that one coworker—give me a good squeeze. My soft, squish - worthy texture turns “ugh” into “ahh” fast. It’s science! (Okay, maybe not real science, but my fans swear by it.)

I’ve got stories too—like the time I “saved” my human from a panic attack by being their go - to stress ball. Or how I live on their desk, reminding them to take 2 seconds to breathe and squish the day’s chaos away.

So if you want a buddy who’s equal parts weirdly cute, secretly therapeutic, and always ready for a squeeze? Yep, that’s me. Grab your own Bubba—let’s turn stress into silly, squishy fun.